all we can really do is make the reaper’s job hell, you know? that’s what i wish for you, for me, for anyone to make the sonofabitch curse your name as he drags you to hell to make him swing a few times, to whiff a few more to throw out his shoulder, to throw out his back, to get his neck out of whack to piss blood, swallow blood, vomit blood to call in the heavies, to let loose the hellhounds, to swap out his scythe for a colt 45 i want you to be so hard to kill, that you get the mother fucker in serious trouble with his employer i want the thought of you, the thought of you, to make him lose his erection that’s it kid, that’s it i want him to walk into the bedroom with his mistress, his cloak tattered, his spirit tattered, his day tattered, and i want him to go limp at the thought of you still living, still breathing, still carrying on what a glorious, thunderous way to live to single-handedly ruin the reaper’s sex life at your outright refusal to die.
P.S. This poem is part of an album I wrote and produced called Love is a hot air balloon burning to the ground. If you’d like to listen to the spoken word version, you can do so here.



Now this is some badassery...bravo.
For some reason, this poem made me think of the show "Supernatural." Sam and Dean gave this dude hell (pun intended).